REMOTE NATURE Holding to his belief that all nature is pre-constructed and just needs to be assembled, Th(e) studied under renowned physicist and furniture impersonator, Waldo Flemdongle, in an effort to make cable access organic as well as biodegradable. Early experiments included forcing shrubbery to watch locally produced programming, channel surfing with various hardwoods and programming VCRs in various fields and gullies. Th(e)’s dabbling in this area was short lived when he was severely injured while trying to construct an oak tree before reading the instructions.